Shipping policy

Shipping Policy – TastesLikePussy.com

Effective Date: 02/27/2025

At TastesLikePussy.com, we believe in fast, discreet, and reliable shipping—because when you’re ready for a good time, you shouldn’t have to wait too long. Below, you’ll find everything you need to know about our shipping process, so you can sit back, relax, and let the magic come to you.

1. Where We Ship

We currently ship within the United States, except for the following states:

🚫 We CANNOT ship to:

  • Alaska
  • Hawaii
  • Michigan
  • Idaho
  • Virginia

If you place an order with a shipping address in one of these states, it will be canceled and refunded.

2. Shipping Speeds & Costs

We offer the following shipping options:
📦 Standard Shipping – Estimated delivery within 3-7 business days

Shipping costs are calculated at checkout based on your location and selected speed. Orders over $79 qualify for free standard shipping!

3. Processing Times

  • Orders are processed Monday through Friday (excluding holidays).
  • Orders placed before 12 PM (EST) typically ship the same day; otherwise, they ship the next business day.
  • We do not process or ship orders on weekends.

4. Discreet Packaging

We know privacy is important. That’s why all our orders are shipped in plain, unmarked packaging—so no nosy neighbors (or judgmental roommates) will know what’s inside.

5. Tracking Your Order

Once your order ships, you’ll receive a tracking number via email. Keep an eye on your inbox (and spam folder, just in case). If you don’t receive a tracking number within 48 hours, reach out to Morty@weedmanandglassman.com.

6. Lost, Stolen, or Damaged Packages

While we do our best to get your package to you safely, we are not responsible for packages that are lost, stolen, or damaged once they leave our warehouse. However, if your order is damaged upon arrival, email us within 48 hours of delivery with photos, and we’ll do our best to make it right.

7. Address Errors & Undeliverable Packages

🚨 Double-check your shipping address before placing your order!

  • If an incorrect address is provided, and the package is returned to us, you will be responsible for reshipping costs.
  • If your package is marked as “delivered” but you didn’t receive it, check with your local post office or neighbors before reaching out.

8. Shipping During Extreme Weather

Heat-sensitive products (like gummies) may be affected by extreme temperatures. During warmer months, we include ice packs to prevent melting. If you live in a hot climate, we recommend selecting express shipping to reduce transit time.

9. Changes to This Policy

We reserve the right to update this shipping policy at any time. If you have any questions, contact our customer support team at Morty@weedmanandglassman.com.

Now that you know the details, go ahead and place your order—pleasure is just a few days away! 😏